You have two cows" is the beginning phrase for a series of political joke definitions.

What American accent do you have? To most Americans, an accent is something that only other people have, those other people usually being in New York, Boston, and the South.

What mental disorder do you have? Mental disorders are extremely common in the world today. In fact, most people who have one may not even know it.

You have two cows. The acquisition of two cows has often been regarded as a bad move. You could let them convince each other that it's time to commit suicide and feed themselves to ...

You Have Killed Me" is the first single from the album Ringleader of the Tormentors by Morrissey. The single was released on March 27, 2006. The title track was written by ...